Bush tells school kids: “As yesterday’s positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured.”

Is our children learning? Certainly, our president is not.

Oh, wait. There’s more:

As Bush addressed the U.N. General Assembly on Tuesday, a marked-up draft of his speech briefly popped up on the U.N. Web site, complete with a phonetic pronunciation guide to get him past troublesome names of countries and world leaders.

Like “France” and “Gordon Brown”.