Bringinz teh Werd of Ceiling Cat to LOLCatz thruot the Internez: The LOLCat Bible Translation Project.


1. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat was invisible, and he maded the skiez and da earths, but he did not eated it.
2. The earths wus witout shapez and wus dark and scary and stuffs, and he rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
3. And Ceiling Cat sayz, i can has light? and teh light wuz.

9. N tehy wer liek “Wher ur woman?” And Abraham sed “ovar ther”
10. N sed “Srsly, when we com bak she gonna be teh preggers” Adn Sarah herd this
11. BTW: Abraham n Sarah wer teh OLD, Srsly, and Sarah waz to old 4 teh babyz
12. And Sarah LOLed and waz liek “WTF!? NO WAI! WE R TEH OLD!!11 LOL”


1. In teh land of Uz wuz a man calded Job. Teh man was goodz, afraid of teh Ceiling Cat and evilz.
2. Teh man hadz seven sunz and tree doters,
3. And lots of sheepz and camlez and rinoceruseses and servnts, srsly.
4. His sunz tok turns mading cookies, and they all eated them.

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