It’s not just me. Geeks like lists of laws and rules.

Geek Laws

Fourth Law of Procrastination
Procrastination may eliminate the job entirely if the need passes before the job can be done.

Urban Dictionary: rules of the internet

17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.

Chez Geek Rules

When Hungry Girl, Clumsy Drunk, or Choad Warrior are played on you, you must immediately discard one card from your room, of the type stated on the uninvited Person’s card (Food, Booze, Weed, or Live-In S.O.).

10 Geeky Laws That Should Exist, But Don’t

Savage and Hyneman’s Law: Blowing stuff up is fun. Blowing stuff up in the name of science is AWESOME.