Who wants me to post more cat stuff. Here is The Bad Kitty List. OK, kitties, repeat after me:
I will not beat up on the other kitties, even if they are larger than me.
I will not lick the xbox controller boxes.
I will not eat dinner off your plates. While you are eating, at least.
I will not break the water fountain.
I will not open all of your drawers and sleep on all of your clothes.
I will not sleep on the keyboard.
…. promises the cats are not likely to make anytime soon.