So today, Christine introduced us to What Not to Wear. Christine sucks. Now I have to add this to my TIVO! This show is like Iron Chef with clothes and a snarky attitude. OK, it’s not like IC at all but it’s still fun. That the hosts themselves seem to be fashion victims makes the show that much better.

(Like I’m not just the perfect candidate for this show or anything. “Debbie, it’s just makeup — could you consider wearing it? For five seconds?” “Maybe on the day I wear something with heals…”)