Sometimes Tomato Nation is more poignant than funny.
Because ohhh, how I hate the stupid bully. I hate his smugness. I hate his hair. I hate the way he says “evil” like he’s got a bone in his throat. I hate his tax cuts, I hate his stance on my uterus, I hate the whole goddamn war and every goddamn thing that led up to it that makes me ashamed of my citizenship and afraid of the retaliation that will undoubtedly come, and I hate that I can’t do a thing about any of it, really, except sit around hating, and then I hate that, too. Hate hate hate hate hate hatey hate.
Go read it anyway. You will be rewarded by cat stories in the Vine.