It was a dark and stormy contest
2003 Results are in for the Bulwer-Lytton contest. Read at your own risk.
Mac was the crustiest ex-LAPD homicide detective with three ex-wives, two mortgages, a greedy daughter wasting time at college, a gay son playing acid-blues punk in some Sacramento dive, and a liver that had been bitch slapped by cheap vodka so many times it looked like a bag of yellow fat, who ever walked into my floral and gift shop.
This sounds like some books I’ve actually read.