Is it me, or does it seem like too many people act like siblings with cake? One child clearly has a bigger piece of cake. It’s got more frosting. It’s got more ice cream center. It clearly the better piece of cake. But another child has a piece of cake with some of the rose on it. So child one starts whining, “but I want the rose toooooooooo!” It does no good to point out his cake is bigger. That he has more frosting. That he has more ice cream. He will not listen. He does not care. All he cares about is that he doesn’t have the rose the other kid has.

Give it up already, guys, leave your brother alone and just eat your fucking cake!