I know a guy named George. He’s very bright and articulate. He’s not from Texas. He may be an exception.

This George here is not the president. He’s tech support. But he’s almost as articulatiful. George has a particular love for the word “havening,” whatever that is. His ability to write completely unhelpful trouble tickets is probably unparalleled. And there are over 40 pages of examples of just how unhelpful he could be.

I guess someone needed to ventl