What the Repubs seem to believe

  • Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you’re a conservative radio host. Then it’s an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.
  • Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
  • Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins unless you someday run for governor of California as a Republican.
  • You support states’ rights, which means Attorney General John Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they have a right to adopt.

No, I don’t feel like being fair today. From Medley.