Everyone have a safe, happy NYE and if you’re bored these 5ives will keep you entertained a while.

Five resolutions for the new year

1. Stop apologizing for drinking at work
2. Undertake some kind of faith-based initiative
3. Start carrying a yoga mat everywhere
4. Spearhead a trucker cap buy-back initiative
5. Begin more publicly referring to myself in the third-person as “Daddy.”