Ann introduces us to the The Woo-Woo Credo. Woo Woos are those people who take Internet arguing to all the wrong, annoying levels (especially about “medical” products which produce no discernable results but cost a lot of money):

Use lots of ALL CAPS letters. Use them randomly: “I was posting my URL in alt.paranormal/alt.astrology. Then I was stopped because A MAJORITY OF POSTERS, PSEUDO-SKEPTIC RAVING FANATICS SCREAMED ABOUT IT.”