Roses are Red
As Valentine’s Day approaches, so of us are feeling a little less romantic than others. The Washington Post has asked people to come up with poems with a sweet first line but a killer second:
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.
Do I even have to tell you who sent this?