I’ve been looking for a good description of all the Democratic candidates. This one may be the best yet. Apparently, when not on the campaign trail, Dems fight crime!

Clark was given his super-speed powers when the evil Warlock Desputin attacked a discoteque in Munich, where Clark was dancing with his girlfriend Sheila. Struck by a stray burst of radioactive Turbo Cat power, Clark soon developed superhuman abilities, which he now uses to fight crime.

(From LYD)