Now that we have our house, I’d like a cool doormat for it. I found a doormat which says Come Back with a Warrant. I think it’s funny, as do most of the lawyers I’ve shown it too, but Seth thinks we’ll piss off the local police, so scratch that.

Then there’s the one that says A Lawyer and a Normal Person Live Here, but that’s not really true about either of us.

At one point The Northern Sun sold a doormat with that quote about feminism on it but it seems that item has been discontinued.

Anyone got any good doormats?