Daily reason to dispatch Bush. Myself, I’ve been sold on this idea since Nov. 2000. I require my movies and my presidents to have something at least approaching an IQ.

DAY 38:
As of August, 2003 George W. Bush spent 27 percent of his presidency on vacation. This is the most vacation time that any modern US president has taken.

Nice life.

Also, my uncle sent me this joke:

“President” Bush gets off the helicopter in front of the White House carrying a baby pig under each arm. A Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: “Nice pigs, sir.”

The “President” replies: “These are not pigs, these are authentic Texas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Vice-President Cheney, and I got one for Defense Secretary Rumsfeld.”

The Marine again salutes, and says, “Nice trade, sir.”