Generally, I read Amazon reviews to see what might be worth my limited reading time. Based on these reviews, however, I don’t think I’ll be buying My Pet Goat anytime soon.

The goat would’ve gone into Afghanistan the way he went into Afghanistan. Even knowing what he knows today about the stockpiles of weapons, the goat still would’ve called upon the world to deal with Saddam Hussein.
See, I’m of the belief that the goat will find out the truth on the weapons. That’s why the goat sent up the independent commission. The goat looks forward to hearing the truth as to exactly where they are. They could still be there. They could be hidden, like the 50 tons of mustard gas in a goat farm.

Via MeFi

Argh. Looks like most of the reviews are gone now.