But I’ve yet to convince anyone how dangerous the stuff is. Look, guys — people have started to use cheese as a weapon! When does the madness end?

This is my favorite line: “At an election stop on the Tweed River, 500 kilometers (311 miles) north of Sydney, protester Paul Taylor worked his way to the front of a crowd of waiting media before letting rip with his bag of cheese. ”

Must have been a particularly smelly attack.