Is all the stuff you can by at ThinkGeek:
Archos AV120 w/ DVR Attachment – take tv shows with you. Watch Jeopardy at any time!.
Etymotic In-Ear Headphones – tiny and cute.
Smart Mass Thinking Putty – 10x as expensive as Silly Putty!
USB Mini Desktop Aquarium – drive the cats nuts.
Pi By The Numbers – I gotta have this tshirt.
Logitech Internet Chat Headset – looks useful.
2005 Classic Computers Calendar – Reliving the green and black.
Atari Classics 10-in-1 TV Games – because I have too much free time.
The Cult of the Mac – nuff said!