Is all the stuff you can by at ThinkGeek:

Archos AV120 w/ DVR Attachment – take tv shows with you. Watch Jeopardy at any time!.

Etymotic In-Ear Headphones – tiny and cute.

Smart Mass Thinking Putty – 10x as expensive as Silly Putty!

USB Mini Desktop Aquarium – drive the cats nuts.

Pi By The Numbers – I gotta have this tshirt.

Logitech Internet Chat Headset – looks useful.

2005 Classic Computers Calendar – Reliving the green and black.

Atari Classics 10-in-1 TV Games – because I have too much free time.

The Cult of the Mac – nuff said!