It’s the cutest Mac ever! And it’s under $500. Who can beat that? You get all the Mac-y goodness and none of that “it’s too expensive” crap. Emailers of the world! You have nothing to lose but your viruses!

(What I really want)

(Also looks cool. It’s so tiny! And only $99. For an iPod! Well, more like a USB key that plays music but still…)