Well, it’s a nice computer
But runs only DOS. Apple will come out with something better, soon, which may only run at 8 G but will have a 50000 G HD.
This is a very 1337 machine. I had to build a special desk with a liquid helium cooling pad on top. Without it, this machine would heat up and melt through the desk, and continue melting through the floor and ground until it reached the center of the planet. Then the reaction would cause the planet to explode, killing us all.
Via Jason. And possibly someone’s April Fools joke.