So, let’s say you are able to have conversations with the most mighty being in the universe. Do you discuss the meaning of life, the intricacies of particle physics, the nature of the human psyche? Apparently, if you’re Pat Robertson, you discuss the weather. Seems like a waste.

Pat’s big revelation? The coasts of the US will be battered by storms! Wow. For my next amazing feat, watch me pull a rabbit out of this rabbit hole.